Ottawa police have shot and killed three moose in the last few weeks. Their crime was to wander into suburban areas, and for this heinous crime have all had to die.
Silly woman. It's not moose, it's mousse as in hair-styling gel. The fact that it's an explosive that can kill us all will be the reason why we won't be allowed to travel without shaving all our hair off.
Um... that and the fact that the perverts watching us naked with their scanners prefer it that way...
Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah, the government had to shoot those moose since experts agreed that shaving them would be too difficult.
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Silly woman. It's not moose, it's mousse as in hair-styling gel. The fact that it's an explosive that can kill us all will be the reason why we won't be allowed to travel without shaving all our hair off.
Um... that and the fact that the perverts watching us naked with their scanners prefer it that way...
Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah, the government had to shoot those moose since experts agreed that shaving them would be too difficult.
You see? There's a reason for everything.
I tried moose, but the antlers got stuck in my hair...
those are not just any moose!
they are the dreaded moose-a-hadins
loosely affiliated with the muj-a-hadins
because they are brown and hairy?
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