Friday, June 18, 2010

Terrorist Moose?

Clearly, this is a terrorist moose:

And, part of a larger cell.

Ottawa police have shot and killed three moose in the last few weeks. Their crime was to wander into suburban areas, and for this heinous crime have all had to die.

You can see below how evil the moose is:


nobody said...

Silly woman. It's not moose, it's mousse as in hair-styling gel. The fact that it's an explosive that can kill us all will be the reason why we won't be allowed to travel without shaving all our hair off.

Um... that and the fact that the perverts watching us naked with their scanners prefer it that way...

Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah, the government had to shoot those moose since experts agreed that shaving them would be too difficult.

You see? There's a reason for everything.

Magdelena said...

I tried moose, but the antlers got stuck in my hair...

Penny said...

those are not just any moose!

they are the dreaded moose-a-hadins
loosely affiliated with the muj-a-hadins
because they are brown and hairy?